You'll be happy to know that one of my neighbors has been purchasing beer for her incompetent adult son. He's evidently an alcoholic who gets black-out drunk on mommy's beer and then wants everyone to stay up late on Wednesday nights to hang out with him.
I only know this because they were fighting in their front yard at 10am today. He doesn't remember anything that happened last night. So, his side of the argument is a little hazy. But mommy's position is that he should seek help for his problem.
Hey lady, if you'd stop buying tons of beer for him, maybe he wouldn't drink it all.
Also, neither of you are very easy on the eyes. So, if you could stop drawing so much attention to yourselves, that'd be great.
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